Old Portuguese Women Scare Me
Everyday I take the bus/subway to work because I work downtown and I hate the whole idea of paying for car insurance. (but that is another post for another time.) Most days I see a group of old Portuguese women going to work speaking Portuguese to each other and boy these women are vicious.
Let’s put it this way I will never let an old Portuguese woman into my house. They find a piece of dust somewhere and they gossip to their bus riding friends they you are a slob who keeps a messy house. To other old Portuguese women this is the crime of crimes. An old Portuguese woman can not show her face in public if word got around that he house is messy. Not having enough food to feed a large group of people is a close second.
I hear these women on the bus and they don’t mince words. What is most amusing about these women is the fact on most days there are a group of five riding the same bus, on days when one stays home or missed the bus the other four talk trash about the one who doesn’t show up. If I believed these old Portuguese women everyone’s daughter is a slut who doesn’t go to church and everyone’s husband goes out drinking too much (both may actually be true to be fair to these old Portuguese woman.)
I really don’t know how to wrap up this post but if you know any old Portuguese woman follow my advice and stay away. Do not get close to them even if their daughter has loose morals.
November 27th, 2011 at 3:11 am
I saw this post and I just had to comment lol… I know this scenario all too well (except for the riding the bus part) as I’m also a porkchop.
In my heart of hearts, I love my mom and all my female cousins and aunts, but I *REFUSE* to hook up with any portuguese girl as this topic would drive me insane. A spec of dust somewhere and I’ve committed a crime worse than “Murder 1″ and I’m slated for capital punishment.
I don’t always have the required time to make sure everything is spotless (I have a life and career where both consume a LOT of my time) and in my mom’s mind, there’s always time to “clean”… even if the fork is washed and completely dry but isn’t put away in the kitchen drawer, she gets all offended like how she failed to raise me any better…
and the worse part? Get this… not even 15 minutes later, I get INTERNATIONAL CALLS asking why I’m such a slob? Like seriously? I hate portuguese women
November 27th, 2011 at 9:13 am
I love everything about this comment
February 18th, 2012 at 9:44 pm
Well Im glad I found this site! I live in an apt complex with 39 others, we shre a common kitchen. There is a retired portugese lady who lives here and she is brutal to others and cocky in the kitchen. She acts like she is the owner and actually gets MAD at people and its not her business. Some people hardl come to the kitchen now and the super thinks its cute-he has kind of made her the keeper of the kitchen without pay. I was cooking last week with MY POT and she told me to put a cover on it! Imagine how rude that is to a canadian white woman! Im not livng at home 2)your not my mother or grandmother 3) its none of your business…….also last week a guy burned the pizza a bit she she rushed in and flipped out! Im not sure what to do, she also watches tv outside so she can ‘monitor’ people…..I should tell the owner…..its not r ight. I already told her to mind her business and stay out of mine in january!